Whats up with August?

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 16:29:05

Just something random to think about. All of August stretches before us today—what is your prediction for this month's weirdest or most unexpected news story?

Post 2 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 17:49:02

michael jackson's odtopsy report

Post 3 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 18:36:06

i think one of my bears might come to life and generate some light hearted news in our local paper for a change.

Post 4 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Sunday, 02-Aug-2009 16:24:58

Hmm, me thinks someone lives a rich fantasy life.

Post 5 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 03-Aug-2009 6:05:26

heh. that has the Tom Smith "rich Fantasy Lives" song going through my head. I'm amused now.

Post 6 by turricane (happiness and change are choices ) on Thursday, 06-Aug-2009 12:19:49

august is the month for weird news stories. that is the only good thing about these 31 days. This is my least favorite month.

Let's see..... The big story is probably still out there waiting to happen. Until it does, here are some to think about...

Michael Jackson is really an alien. All those surgeries were to get rid of his antennae.

How about whacko jacko is really barak obama's half brother. For obvious reasons barak's mom never admitted it.

john and kate kidnapped their offspring from a pre school. They handsomly paid the parents to shut up about it.

Sunscreen is hazardous to your health. It causes you to get not prevents you ffrom receiving skin cancer.

The new miracle food is pig testicles. They are rich in hormones and antioxidants. Cooking them kills the effect so you gotta swallow 'em raw. Covering them with kelp helps i'm told.

i need more cafeine. any other suggestions?